Dumbass Edinburgh quotes

Carrie watching 23 “thank fuck im not smart enough to count to 23, so this film wont scare me when I leave!”,
"dungiven farmers"
havin to explain blonde joke to Ash.
Me stepping out in front of a car, “I wasn’t gonna cross da road, I was just moving forward” Belfast Girl at the bar, “We have no red bull, but we do have vodka!”, “you can go up stairs, just don’t touch anything”
Ashley:about martin..."thats not his finger!"
Carrie about the taxi drivers sat nav "Remember when I was playin with the drivers thing?"...
And displaying her great knowledge of saints... Carrie:"Colmcille, isnt that the one who found Ireland..no America...he's the one with the boat neway."
Me:"Thats Columbus u feckin eejit!!"
Me lookin on the bright side of life "Im not being a bitch im being realistic." (dont ask about the topic)
Me makin a connection between Hitler and Ashley's nachos "Ashley, shut up and eat ur nazis"
Im sure theres more quotes to add, just cant remember them right now.Will update them later.