I have come to the conclusion that blogs and bebo are just excuses for not studying. For example I have two three hour exams for which I have done absolutely no work for and suddenly I m updating my blog.Connection?Possibly.

Sorry

Sorry.Ive been lazy.I apologise.

Dumbass Edinburgh quotes

Carrie watching 23 “thank fuck im not smart enough to count to 23, so this film wont scare me when I leave!”,
"dungiven farmers"
havin to explain blonde joke to Ash.
Me stepping out in front of a car, “I wasn’t gonna cross da road, I was just moving forward” Belfast Girl at the bar, “We have no red bull, but we do have vodka!”, “you can go up stairs, just don’t touch anything”
Ashley:about martin..."thats not his finger!"
Carrie about the taxi drivers sat nav "Remember when I was playin with the drivers thing?"...
And displaying her great knowledge of saints... Carrie:"Colmcille, isnt that the one who found Ireland..no America...he's the one with the boat neway."
Me:"Thats Columbus u feckin eejit!!"
Me lookin on the bright side of life "Im not being a bitch im being realistic." (dont ask about the topic)
Me makin a connection between Hitler and Ashley's nachos "Ashley, shut up and eat ur nazis"
Im sure theres more quotes to add, just cant remember them right now.Will update them later.

How true is this about Irish driving?

1. Indicators will give away your next move. A confident Irish driver avoids using them.2. Under no circumstance should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, because somebody else will fill in the space, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.3. The faster you drive through a red light, the less chance you have of getting hit.4. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, especially with LM, CN or KE plates. With no insurance, the other operator probably has nothing to lose. 5. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure thatyour ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous, foot massage as the brake pedal violently pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it\'s a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.6. Never pass on the right when you can pass on the left. It\'s a good way to prepare other drivers entering the motorway.7. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are not enforceable in Ireland during rush hour.8. Always brake and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tyre. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.9. Learn to swerve abruptly without signalling. Ireland is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the Department of Public Works, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers\' reflexes and keep them alert!10. It is tradition in Ireland to honk your horn at cars in front of you that do not move three milliseconds after the light turns green.11. To avoid injury in the event of a collision or rollover, it is important to exit your vehicle through the windscreen right away. Wearing your seat belt will only impede your hi-velocity escape from danger.12. Remember that the goal of every Irish driver is to get ahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.13. WARNING! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended

I'm Baaaaack!!

After almost a year of forgetting that i actually had a blog, a friend actually reminded me that i had one, and so i thought this would b a good time to actually start writing again. SInce my last blog I have moved to a completely new country (Edinburgh, Scotland) and have started to study physiotherapy. Oh joy. Unfortunately I have also had my share of depression and drama since i came here. However this drama also came with good times from my flatmates. Ashley, bordering insanity and yet a lovely girl, Martin, already a nutcase and loves coming up with random phrases such as one containing somthing about tequila and sheboys.I think we shuld stop him watching TV.it cant be giving him gd ideas.Weve also got klyne and aoibhinn, who are crazy but gd 4 a laugh when they're actually around. So hopefully ill actually be able to keep this blog up to date this time.

Wierd Thought

Does anyone else think that dirty dancing was the equivalent of todays Britney Spears??It must have provoked some kind of reaction really at the start, and whereas we dont really pay attention to her now, Britney Spears started a whole new era of musicians without any clothes on didn't she?or maybe that was Madonna and britney Spears just copied her...hmmmm.

Im officially 18!!!!

I'm 18!!!!Someone is legally going to call me an adult!!!Fair enough there is probably a lot wrong with that but it's all good!!!

y party was well cool, especially when they somehow managed to make posters of me when i was very young which were edible.But the highlight of the night has to be Ronan trying to belly flop on the trampolina and springing back up only to fall off it. Twas funny.

Btw for anyone who has not tried Goldslanger, it burns the feckin throat off you.

The end.

18 in 3 weeks!!!!!

Im gonna be 18 im gonna be 18 im gonna be 18.....oh sorry....i should probably be more sensible about this and act at a more mature......ah screw it..

Im gonna be 18,im gonna be 18

PARTY!!!!!!!!

Oh and a few visits to cambridge if the flights wernt so FECKIN DEAR!!!But thats flights for u and i wish that my birthday wernt so near halloween bcoz then my flights would b nice and cheap and there would b no problems and all would b rite with the world and i could go and visit sarah and co. in cambridge and i would b so happy.

All that sentence done without one full stop.im so proud of my english skills.